Thursday, October 18, 2007

Pickup Lines

Most of us are barely passable in social interaction scenarios with strangers. Although bars provide the ideal setting with plenty of liquid courage to get our butts of the chair we still lean on old standby routines to impress potential mates. Here's a list of sites with plenty of pickup lines to choose from. Please feel free to add your own by clicking on the comment link at the bottom of this post.

The Best Pickup Lines Ever on Video



The Most Complete and Most Useless Collection of Pickup Lines
With over 1300 pickup lines this is the defacto repository of basic human interaction techniques. All lines are categorized to make finding that perfectly canned poetry easy to find.

Pickup Help
While perhaps not as comprehensive as the previous link, Pickup Help certainly has it's fair share of prose that will make even your most embarrassing drunken ramblings even more pathetic.

Romance Stuck's 101 Pickup Lines

Top picks for those with a shorter attention span. There are some good lines here but not near as many to pick from so I suggest you take some Ritalin and head back to the first 2 links.

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