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A friend and I seem to constantly get into situations where we wished we could get that emergency SMS to call us away and provide the ideal cover to dodge a clingy, drunk chick at the club. Of course a seasoned wingman can do this discreetly if he's within eyesight of his conspirator, however there are often times when this is just not possible.
We are now proud to offer you an Excuse Hotline service. Simply send a blank SMS to +66800613550 and within minutes you will receive a random emergency bailout. Now you can manage all the hotties your way, right away. Give it a try!
Please note the hotline may not work for overseas numbers.
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Excuse Hotline
Posted by Mike at 6:37 PM
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My opinions are my own and in the spirit of Net Neutrality if you don't like them then what the hell are you doing here?
If you would like a copy of my brain in a jar please send $29.95 to Mike's Brain, P.O. Box 13324, Funny Farm, Idaho US. However if you would prefer a reasonable hand drawn facsimile of Mike's body please contact Mike directly at mike@mikesbarguide.com.
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Good work guys. Now I can finally spend quality time with my family :P
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